He STILL owes me 12 KWD and won't pay up.

He hates kittens.

Questionable Statements:

"I am familiar with EVERY item on EVERY shelf in LuLu's."

"I know for a fact that Herman Miller chairs are the superior chairs..."

*note* He owns stock in Herman Miller

"Fine dining isn't about the quality. It's about the experience, the ambiance."